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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Alice in Wonderland may have been the worst movie i've ever seen




Just saw Alice in Wonderland. What a fucking waste of $16.50 (NYC prices baby). As DB said I'd rather get kicked in the balls for 2 hours straight. Honestly I can't even really comment on it because the second that bitch fell threw the hole...I passed out (rough weekend). Next thing I know this fucking dragon looking shit is fucking screaming and shit. Fucking terrible, ruined my Sunday-Funday movie night. All the people I was with that didn't pass out said that shit was straight garbage too.

And I'll tell you another thing too, I'm not watching another fucking IMAX 3D until that shit's really in 3d. I'm not fucking with that technology that shits not up to par. The gaps between the big ass x-men glasses fuck up my eyes and honestly I feel like throwing up have the time. Fuck that shit.

Oh yea I was high as shit too, so don't act like I didn't give it a try. I wasn't doin shrooms or droppin acid like I saw a few people in the movie theater doing, but they all said it was shitty too. Don't buy into the hype, I paid 16.50 to look at colors for 30 mins and take a nap.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Big Bitch Sits on Little Boyfriend and kills him...



I could just go in too hard on this...it wouldn't even be fair

Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Rob Kardashian gets Knocked out in a Celebrity Charity Event



HAHAHA my favorite is when they show Kim and the parents in the crowd, the dude's stepdad Bruce has a big ass smile on his face haha

If Farve Retires...there's no way in hell Mike VIck Shouldn't be a Viking



Ok so it's actually a picture of Tarvaris Jackson but I definitely caught some of you mortherfuckers...

I mean listen, I hope Farve comes back I really do, I thought I hated him but I was actually really digging watching his old ass play last night. First off my boy DJ said it best, "You gotta play until motherfuckers aren't try to buy your jersey anymore". This year the number one selling jersey was Brett Farve's Viking's jersey. You know what number two was? Brett Farve's fucking Green Bay jersey. haha hate him or not you gotta admit that shit's pretty dope.

If dude does hang it up then without question Vick should be a Viking. They have a sick team they just need a QB. Mike Vick's an elite QB. THat motherfucker got like 8 plays the whole year, but you saw him run for those TDs, and I know you saw him throw for that TD in the playoffs. He's clearly still got it.

Don't be a pussy Minnesota, pick up Vick and Brandon Marshall and you'll finally get a ring.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Dwight Howard Top 10 Career Dunks


The blow is still fucking with me, I'm watching hours of dunk clips on youtube and I'm not even happy, but I can't stop clicking more videos. I don't even know why I'm posting this one...I think its because lately this site has been a lot of Pussy. This is Pussy, Money, Weed AND SPORTS. I need to represent all the entities of PMW Sports...not just pussy even though I want to

30 Best Dunks Ever (No Pros!) - MUST SEE



Stumbled on this shit cause I can't sleep from all the drugs I did on New Years. A lot of this shit I had never seen before it's all non-professional players just ridiculous athletes that can put that shit down. Potential NBA dunk contest contestants should take note...

...am I still really fucked up or did #5 do a between the legs foul line dunk? #4 is just not safe.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

WOW! Ridiculously FAT ASS


Saw this on worldstarhiphop.com

Just a crazy fat ass and sexy dance this crazy bitch does...

I decided it needed to be posted here and seen by more people of the world (ow).