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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Star & Buc Wild - New Vlad TV Video


I Used to listen to these dudes everyday on the way to school on Hot 97. They were funny as fuck, so disrespectful haha. They're still great today though, I like this internet shit they have been doin with DJ Vlad. I will always post their newest videos here on PMW Sports.

- I couldn't figure out how to embed this video so I have to just post the link...sorry -

Funny Shit - Young Money Cartoon



GUDDA GUDDA!

Charles Barkley to Host 2010 Season Premier for Saturday Night Live


My man Charles Barkley is gonna host the season premier of Saturday Night Live this January 9th, 2010.

Can't wait for that shit, Charles is the man. Whenever those terrible games come on TNT that I deem "unwatchable", I still watch the halftime show just to see him. It's probably my favorite show next to Jersey Shore. Dude is just hilarious. He clearly just drinks the whole time. By the late west coast game he's fucking hammered...talking about Steve Nash and shit when it's the Warriors against the Spurs. That shit is the best. I fucking love it that he does TNT on Thursdays. That's become my favorite night to go out and drink and to kick the weekend off. It's fucking dope that it's like I'm pre-gaming with Charles Barkley every night when I watch his games.

But on the real this SNL gig can only be good, can't wait to see it. He hosted SNL once before in 1993 (MVP year baby) and the musical guest was Nirvana.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

How did I not know about this Hoe???? - Elisabetta Canalis



Wow what a fucking dime. I was just bored as fuck surfing the web and saw some dude talking about how hot George Cloney's new bitch Elisabetta Canalis is. I looked her up in my google image hoe finder and fuckkkkkkkk. She's fucking gorgeous.

Cloney's the man I gotta start doing movies or some shit that's how you get the best Vinny chase like pussy






Wow...remind me to use this excuse



Pro tennis player Richard Gasquet was recently reinstated after originally being banned for failing a drug test due to cocaine usage.

Here's the best fucking part...

His ban was lifted after he and his team of lawyers convinced league officials that the failed drug test was a result of kissing a bitch he didn't know at the club who had coke residue on her nose and mouth.

I'm not fucking with you. He literally said that shit and he's back in the game. That shit is too fucking funny. That's definitely up there on the excuses list with "I didn't know I couldn't do that". Are they serious with this shit? I mean damn Wave Bandana's all about doing drugs, fucking bitches, and getting away with bad shit but haha I just didn't know shit like that worked. I'm sitting here coming up with fucking excuses with M. Night Shyamalan type of twists and shit to why my room smells like haze, and really all I had to do was say "it wasn't me". Shaggy had that shit down.

I love this fucking article, this guy is tight as shit. I kissed a bitch who did coke, that's why I failed my coke test. What a fucking genius...

PMW SPORTS OFFICIALLY SALUTES RICHARD GASQUET

Bitch Move...


Just saw that Jay-Z and Beyonce decided to keep both names and become Shawn Knowles-Carter and Beyonce Knowles-Carter...

A source explains:

"They want to keep Knowles because Bey’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any sprogs themselves. Or if they end up just having girls."

...ok...I know I'm biased as shit and homeys know how Wave Bandana feels about Jay...

it's Dipset Bitch

But regardless of all that shit, I still feel like this iust is a bitch move. Call me old fashion on this shit, but you keep your fucking name the way it is. I can understand the chick wanting to hyphen her name out of respect for her pops or some shit but come on Jay you can't be taking the bitch name too. That shit doesn't happen. Am I fucking wrong? I just never heard of this shit before, the dude taking the name too. That's some weird shit.

DIPSET

WHAT A FUCK UP!


These posters are currently being recalled over in Europe and other areas across the world promoting the DVD release of Brittney Murphey's movie "Deadline". Supposedly the posters were put out the day before she died. After her death the DVD company ordered the immediate recall.

What bad fucking timing...how creepy is that shit???