Alice in Wonderland may have been the worst movie i've ever seen

Just saw Alice in Wonderland. What a fucking waste of $16.50 (NYC prices baby). As DB said I'd rather get kicked in the balls for 2 hours straight. Honestly I can't even really comment on it because the second that bitch fell threw the hole...I passed out (rough weekend). Next thing I know this fucking dragon looking shit is fucking screaming and shit. Fucking terrible, ruined my Sunday-Funday movie night. All the people I was with that didn't pass out said that shit was straight garbage too.

And I'll tell you another thing too, I'm not watching another fucking IMAX 3D until that shit's really in 3d. I'm not fucking with that technology that shits not up to par. The gaps between the big ass x-men glasses fuck up my eyes and honestly I feel like throwing up have the time. Fuck that shit.

Oh yea I was high as shit too, so don't act like I didn't give it a try. I wasn't doin shrooms or droppin acid like I saw a few people in the movie theater doing, but they all said it was shitty too. Don't buy into the hype, I paid 16.50 to look at colors for 30 mins and take a nap.

Big Bitch Sits on Little Boyfriend and kills him...

I could just go in too hard on this...it wouldn't even be fair

Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Rob Kardashian gets Knocked out in a Celebrity Charity Event

HAHAHA my favorite is when they show Kim and the parents in the crowd, the dude's stepdad Bruce has a big ass smile on his face haha

If Farve Retires...there's no way in hell Mike VIck Shouldn't be a Viking

Ok so it's actually a picture of Tarvaris Jackson but I definitely caught some of you mortherfuckers...

I mean listen, I hope Farve comes back I really do, I thought I hated him but I was actually really digging watching his old ass play last night. First off my boy DJ said it best, "You gotta play until motherfuckers aren't try to buy your jersey anymore". This year the number one selling jersey was Brett Farve's Viking's jersey. You know what number two was? Brett Farve's fucking Green Bay jersey. haha hate him or not you gotta admit that shit's pretty dope.

If dude does hang it up then without question Vick should be a Viking. They have a sick team they just need a QB. Mike Vick's an elite QB. THat motherfucker got like 8 plays the whole year, but you saw him run for those TDs, and I know you saw him throw for that TD in the playoffs. He's clearly still got it.

Don't be a pussy Minnesota, pick up Vick and Brandon Marshall and you'll finally get a ring.

Dwight Howard Top 10 Career Dunks

The blow is still fucking with me, I'm watching hours of dunk clips on youtube and I'm not even happy, but I can't stop clicking more videos. I don't even know why I'm posting this one...I think its because lately this site has been a lot of Pussy. This is Pussy, Money, Weed AND SPORTS. I need to represent all the entities of PMW Sports...not just pussy even though I want to

30 Best Dunks Ever (No Pros!) - MUST SEE

Stumbled on this shit cause I can't sleep from all the drugs I did on New Years. A lot of this shit I had never seen before it's all non-professional players just ridiculous athletes that can put that shit down. Potential NBA dunk contest contestants should take note...

...am I still really fucked up or did #5 do a between the legs foul line dunk? #4 is just not safe.

WOW! Ridiculously FAT ASS

Saw this on worldstarhiphop.com

Just a crazy fat ass and sexy dance this crazy bitch does...

I decided it needed to be posted here and seen by more people of the world (ow).

Star & Buc Wild - New Vlad TV Video

I Used to listen to these dudes everyday on the way to school on Hot 97. They were funny as fuck, so disrespectful haha. They're still great today though, I like this internet shit they have been doin with DJ Vlad. I will always post their newest videos here on PMW Sports.

- I couldn't figure out how to embed this video so I have to just post the link...sorry -

http://thisis50.com/profiles/blog/show?id=784568%3ABlogPost%3A18868024

Funny Shit - Young Money Cartoon

GUDDA GUDDA!

Charles Barkley to Host 2010 Season Premier for Saturday Night Live

My man Charles Barkley is gonna host the season premier of Saturday Night Live this January 9th, 2010.

Can't wait for that shit, Charles is the man. Whenever those terrible games come on TNT that I deem "unwatchable", I still watch the halftime show just to see him. It's probably my favorite show next to Jersey Shore. Dude is just hilarious. He clearly just drinks the whole time. By the late west coast game he's fucking hammered...talking about Steve Nash and shit when it's the Warriors against the Spurs. That shit is the best. I fucking love it that he does TNT on Thursdays. That's become my favorite night to go out and drink and to kick the weekend off. It's fucking dope that it's like I'm pre-gaming with Charles Barkley every night when I watch his games.

But on the real this SNL gig can only be good, can't wait to see it. He hosted SNL once before in 1993 (MVP year baby) and the musical guest was Nirvana.

How did I not know about this Hoe???? - Elisabetta Canalis

Wow what a fucking dime. I was just bored as fuck surfing the web and saw some dude talking about how hot George Cloney's new bitch Elisabetta Canalis is. I looked her up in my google image hoe finder and fuckkkkkkkk. She's fucking gorgeous.

Cloney's the man I gotta start doing movies or some shit that's how you get the best Vinny chase like pussy

Wow...remind me to use this excuse

Pro tennis player Richard Gasquet was recently reinstated after originally being banned for failing a drug test due to cocaine usage.

Here's the best fucking part...

His ban was lifted after he and his team of lawyers convinced league officials that the failed drug test was a result of kissing a bitch he didn't know at the club who had coke residue on her nose and mouth.

I'm not fucking with you. He literally said that shit and he's back in the game. That shit is too fucking funny. That's definitely up there on the excuses list with "I didn't know I couldn't do that". Are they serious with this shit? I mean damn Wave Bandana's all about doing drugs, fucking bitches, and getting away with bad shit but haha I just didn't know shit like that worked. I'm sitting here coming up with fucking excuses with M. Night Shyamalan type of twists and shit to why my room smells like haze, and really all I had to do was say "it wasn't me". Shaggy had that shit down.

I love this fucking article, this guy is tight as shit. I kissed a bitch who did coke, that's why I failed my coke test. What a fucking genius...

PMW SPORTS OFFICIALLY SALUTES RICHARD GASQUET

Bitch Move...

Just saw that Jay-Z and Beyonce decided to keep both names and become Shawn Knowles-Carter and Beyonce Knowles-Carter...

A source explains:

"They want to keep Knowles because Bey’s parents didn’t have any sons and they’re keen to keep the name going strong, especially if they don’t produce any sprogs themselves. Or if they end up just having girls."

...ok...I know I'm biased as shit and homeys know how Wave Bandana feels about Jay...

it's Dipset Bitch

But regardless of all that shit, I still feel like this iust is a bitch move. Call me old fashion on this shit, but you keep your fucking name the way it is. I can understand the chick wanting to hyphen her name out of respect for her pops or some shit but come on Jay you can't be taking the bitch name too. That shit doesn't happen. Am I fucking wrong? I just never heard of this shit before, the dude taking the name too. That's some weird shit.

DIPSET

WHAT A FUCK UP!

These posters are currently being recalled over in Europe and other areas across the world promoting the DVD release of Brittney Murphey's movie "Deadline". Supposedly the posters were put out the day before she died. After her death the DVD company ordered the immediate recall.

What bad fucking timing...how creepy is that shit???

Snoop Dogg feat. Soulja Boy Tell Em' - Pronto MUSIC VIDEO

Brand new video for the Pronto track. I still don't really understand this shit...this song pronto was a Soulja Boy song on his DJ Drama mixtape "Follow Me". THen somehow it's snoop's song now? but with two old Soulja Boy versus? I'm not hating I'm just confused...

I fuck with Soulja Boy Tell Em'...it sounds a lot like Wave Bandana Fuck Em' (ow).

Maino - Tiger Woods...FIRE

Just in case you didn't hear this shit already!!

~So official~

Maino - Get Em' Tiger

MERRY CHRISTMAS - FROM PMW SPORTS

PMW SPORTS would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas...
...that being said I know PMW wasn't updated today, even Wave Bandana Fuck 'em needs a day off to try and get some puss. My twat counter's getting real high...but on the real check back for an onslaught tomorrow. I have tons and tons of articles waiting to go up and a lot of them involve hot bitches. I did put the Rosa Acosta King Magazine Spread up though as a gift for you all below this
MERRY CHRISTMAS

ROSA ACOSTA KING MAGAZINE SPREAD!

Did you think I was gonna leave you hanging??? That's not how shit goes down on PMW Sports babyyy. I reported last week that King Magazine was making a comeback (thank god) just a few months after supposedly shutting down shop. Rosa Acosta was chosen to bless the cover as I also showed you...
NOW HERE'S THE OFFCIAL ROSA ACOSTA SPREAD!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS

Holy Shit! This Guy......

IS NOW THIS GUY!

Wow, I'm kinda freaking out right now. I was just up late as hell cause I got no weed left which means I become an insomniac and I was watching that show "Cold Case". It's the one that's kinda like Law and Order but they only investigate unsolved cases from years ago. Anyway I'm watching this one about some ginger that wins the lotto and then he gets killed or whatever and I can't help but feel like i've seen that actor before. I waited until the credits to find out his name is Zack Ward. I imdb-ed him and was fucking shocked! I never thought it was him! I watch "A Christmas Story" about 3247344845758372485 times, it was a family favorite growing up. I even got that shit in motherfucking Blu-Ray (since there's so many CGI actions scenes)! Wow, yellow eyes man, he looks like he's doing good he was a real ugly motherfucker in the Christmas movie. I gotta show my mom this shit