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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Knicks Sign Jonathan Bender


It's official, the Knicks have added the crucial free agent they have been looking for to make a playoff push. This was a brilliant move on the knicks part. Apparently 3 years ago when Bender's career appeared to first be over after missing 176 games in 3 years to injuries, was really all just a cover up. Walsh told bender to rest for 3 years knowing he would return in tip top form to not only make a playoff push in 2009, but most certainly be a huge piece in luring Lebron.

Holy shit is this really what it's come to. Were fucking signing washed up retired players? Fucking Bender hasn't played in 3 years, how the fuck is this going to help? Let me get this straight, we said no to Allen Iverson but jump at the chance to take a washed up 7 footer whose knees are in as good of shape as Jenna Jameson's asshole.

Fuck Me.

Honestly, I should have just jacked off and went back to sleep today

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